Even though it’s been occurring for 32 years, The Front Page Follies show doesn’t get old. Why? So much new material every year.
The Follies are a series of good-natured (mostly!) skits performed annually by local journalists and PR folks (along with a few ringers) poking fun at area newsmakers and news events. Combined with a silent and live auction and dinner, they raise money for journalism scholarships given out by the local chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists.
The Blue Streak was invited to sit in on Follies rehearsal last night at the law offices of Anne McKinney, P.C., and we found the show to be loaded with funny bits. You need only think back over the year to see the potential: UT athletes try to rob someone at a Pilot and use a Prius as a get-away car; state Rep. Stacey Campfield gets kicked out of a UT football game for wearing a mask; Zach Wamp gets super mean in his race for governor against nice guy Bill Haslam; and to top it off, Sarah Palin visits Knoxville because she’s been hacked. And that’s not even counting the urban chicken, red light camera and tree-trimming controversies. Whew! What a town! This stuff practically writes itself!
The Front Page Follies will be July 24 at the Knoxville Convention Center. Tickets are $100 each, or you can get a table of 10 for $1,000. We go every year — this year Moxley Carmichael has three tables! You should come! Call Jennifer Horner at (865) 974-7073 for tickets.
Gene Patterson of WATE is the honoree this year. Anchors will be Lori Tucker of WATE, John Becker of WBIR, and Alan Williams of WVLT. Local weather forecasters will perform “Flakes on the Ground” to the tune of “Pants on the Ground.”
Here’s a sneak peek. But, shhh! Mum’s the word!
This is Carol Zinavage, or as I like to call her, the long-suffering Carol Zinavage. In “real life,” Carol is the principal keyboardist of the Knoxville Symphony Orchestra. But for many years now, she has been not only the keyboardist, but the director of The Front Page Follies.
One of my favorite songs has David Lauver playing John J. Duncan III. To the tune of Hank Williams Jr.’s “Family Tradition,” he sings: “I am very proud/Of my Daddy’s name./Some folks who voted for me/Thought we were one and the same./Ever since my Granddad/Filed his first ballot petition/A Duncan’s run in each election./It’s a family tradition.”
I can’t wait for this year’s show! It’s always a great time — so much creativity in Knoxville!
Cynthia did make this part up: “She is a saint, a Christian martyr!”
This has been such a blast for me to be part of the cast! I’m actually going to miss the rehearsals once the show is over. Awesome group of people to work with and for such a great cause.
I can’t wait to see the show! Looks like a lot of fun stuff this year.
If the refreshments came from your fridge, you should be sure to come more often. I think it was our most productive practice!
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