Chef Jeffrey DeAlejandro from OliBea, the breakfast and lunch spot in the Old City, called his offering “The Dirty Sanchez.” It featured chorizo gravy and carne machaca. Had huge lines.
The 2017 International Biscuit Festival, i.e., Biscuitfest, has come and gone. Saturday’s weather was beautiful, if steamy, and this year’s event featured more vendors and 50 percent more biscuits than last year, according to festival founder and “biscuit boss,” John Craig.
Once again, the footprint expanded to include Market Street, Church Avenue and Clinch Avenue in downtown Knoxville, allowing more room to move around for the teeming hordes of biscuit lovers. In addition to sampling gourmet biscuits, you could listen to live music on the Flatbed Music Stage (literally a flatbed pickup truck parked at the corner of Church Avenue and Gay Street), watch biscuit-making demonstrations, cheer on your favorites in the baking contest, root for the best Mr. or Miss Biscuit in a kooky pageant and purchase any number of biscuit-related items.
This was the eighth annual Biscuitfest and, from our downtown condo at the corner of Market Street and Church Avenue, we can see everything from beginning to end. So, here are three tips I think you should follow next year to have the best Biscuitfest experience ever:
Arrive early. The festival starts at 9 a.m., but you should arrive between 8 and 8:15. That way, you can walk around and plan your attack. Your $15 ticket buys five biscuits, and you want to pick the best ones. So you need to see what the offerings are and plan accordingly. The crowds don’t get really thick until about 9:30 or 10, meaning you will have time to execute your plan after the 9 a.m. start time.
Bring someone to split the biscuits with. These are not just biscuits — they are meals. You can’t possibly eat five of them. And, with a partner, you can divide and conquer — you can split up and grab the biscuits you really want to try based on tip number one!
Get a variety of sweet and savory biscuits. They are about equally divided between those featuring meats and those that are more like desserts. I’d recommend getting a combination so your taste buds stay awake to all the great flavors.
See how peaceful and calm it is around 9 a.m.? You can actually sit down and enjoy your biscuit haul. This will not be the case later.
Here’s Market Street an hour later.
This block-long line to get an OliBea biscuit reminded me of the Delta Customer Service line in the Atlanta airport last month after all the flights got canceled!
Tupelo Honey Cafe offered The Jammin Cackalacky. (Cackalacky is a slang term for North Carolina, where Tupelo Honey is headquartered.) It featured pork confit and onion marmalade. Dang!
And here’s the line to get it!
From Alex Belew Catering in Murfreesboro: toffee bread pudding biscuit with vanilla topping and bee pollen vanilla smoked salt. This biscuit won the People’s Choice award.
Jilynn and Dave Parmly were enjoying their first Biscuitfest!
West Egg Cafe from Atlanta offered cornmeal streusel biscuits with brown butter buttermilk syrup.
Murray’s Cheese wisely uses Biscuitfest to show off its products using a biscuit as a base. Here: A buttermilk biscuit is topped with New Zealand Honeydew Honey, a Piave Vecchio stands alone and brie is topped with Murray’s spiced cherry preserves on a Rutherford Meyer cracker. Murray’s Cheese won the Last Biscuit Standing award for being the last booth to run out of biscuits!
It was nice to meet the National Watermelon Queen, Madison Laney!
Host Brent Thompson talks to two other judges while the biscuits bake. They are, at left, Marian Bull, a contributor to GQ magazine, and Jane Black, a freelance food writer published in The Washington Post, The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal.
My favorite judge, Mary Constantine of the News Sentinel. She lets me take pictures of her eating!
Here were the finalists in the “special biscuits” category.
“One, Two Three Thymes a Biscuit” by Paige Sandbank.
She served them with these cute little lemon characters! Loved!
These “Beurre-acha Shrimp Biscuits” by Julie Morrison looked great to me!
Kimberly Asbury of Orange Beach, Alabama, made “Alabama Scotch Egg Biscuits.” They featured soft boiled eggs and sausage wrapped in biscuits and baked.
Here’s the finished product. The egg yolk still was runny, if you can believe!
And she was the winner! Only one point separated her from the runner-up, Sandbank.
I asked one judge why the delicious-looking shrimp biscuit didn’t score better, and she said the biscuit wasn’t fully cooked in the center when it was served. Ouch.
Here are Erin and Brent, from left, with the winners in all the categories: Evie Braude in the student category, Alexis Durand in the sweet category, Connor Mathis in the savory category and Kimberly Asbury, who took the special biscuit category, as well as the grand prize.
There was just one contest left: the Mr. or Miss Biscuit Pageant! We had two entries, both women.
Here’s Heather Hebert dressed as a biscuit with butter and jelly walking across the stage balancing a biscuit on her elbow!
And the winner, who was Christina Sayer.
Want to know why she won? Click below!
I wanted to give a big shout-out to these two great women who helped Biscuit Boss John Craig pull the whole festival together: Jessie Bailin, left, and Lindsey Collins. Great job, ladies.